My family and I will spend June 2 to 4, 2008, at a resort in Zambales. Nothing but the sun, the sea, and the sand. This’ll be Nicki’s first trip to the beach, and Nathan’s first beach trip since White Cove. My entire family is psyched, as are many of the other people with whom we will be going.
Just the sun, the sea, the surf, the sand. I don’t know if there’s Net access, or soda cold water, or even cable television. I don’t know how I will survive. God, I dislike beaches.
Please, God, don’t let them throw me into the water. I will hug MacMac so tightly to my chest so they’ll think twice about throwing me into the water. It’ll be like a hostage situation.
Don’t come any closer! I’ve got this Mac in my arms and I swear I’ll throw him into the pool! Leave me alone, you beachcombing, sun-worshipping, fun-loving infidels! I have a Photo Guidebook to write, a Retreat handout to layout, and three days to design a video about Operation Overdrive. Stay baaaaaaccccckkk!