This year, I am going to give Cathy a Mother’s Day present she’ll really enjoy. When she comes back tomorrow from Dubai, she’s going to have a fit.
I’m going to read Twilight. I’m going to finish it tonight, and when I pick her up, she and I will talk about the book the whole drive home. I don’t know how I’m going to do that, I don’t know how it’s gonna happen, but I’ma make it happen because I love my wife.
Okay, Edward, beat that.
Note, by the way, how Twilight is wrapped in plastic.