That’s a catchy line, isn’t it? It’s just awful that it’s a misheard line from Madonna’s Secret.
You know, it goes Happiness lies in your own hands…
Luckily, I didn’t hear it that way. I did hear the following, though:
Nothing’s right, I’m torn, I’m a lettuce-face, this is how I feel. (Natalie Imbruglia’s Torn)
You don’t bring me flowers, you don’t sing me love songs, you hardly talk to me anymore when I kung-fu the door at the end of the day. (Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand’s You Don’t Bring Me Flowers)
Your breath is just sashimi surrounding my body (The Corrs’ Only When I Sleep)
The worst one for me, though, is this. Sing the bass line of M.C. Hammer’s U Can’t Touch This:
Tan tan tan na nan tan tan… COMPACT DISC! Tan tan tan na nan tan tan… COMPACT DISC!
Click here for a slew of Filipino and international mondegreens (misheard lyrics).
