New ParoDeen: “Give Me Meat”

My new ParoDeen sends up Keala Settle’s “This is Me” from “The Greatest Showman,” and it celebrates the UNLI samgyeupsal promotions of Korean grills in the Philippines. I love Korean food, man.

GIVE ME MEAT Lyrics
Ganns Deen

I am driving to Korea Town
“Go away,” they say,
“Our UNLI promo’s down!”
I’ve learned to wrestle waiters to the ground
Oh, no way, I say,
‘Cuz this boy is buffet-bound and

I won’t let them not fill up my tiyan
Yogi yo, Miss, refill the banchan
I’ll order another one

When the sharpest knife meets the hottest grill
I’m gonna eat a lot, and I always will
I want steak, I want cheese
I want some chadolbaegi
Give me meat
Look out, ‘cause here they come
Kimchijjigae’s so hot, gonna burn your tongue
I want extra kimchi
I make no apologies, give me meat
Oh-oh-oh-oh (4x)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

Another round of crispy chicken skin
I can’t wait, cuz today, I don’t care if I’m not thin
Stomach bursting through, my belly aches,
I’m reaching for the Tums
Buffet warriors
Yeah, that’s what we’ve become
Yeah, that’s what we’ve become

I won’t let them hide nakji bokkeum
Let’s eat while watching Park Bo Geum
For we are all nom nom!

When the bill is paid by your sunbae-nim
And you’re slowly drowning in galbijjim
Go be brave, go be you
Just don’t drink too much soju
Just eat meat
Look out, it’s samgyetang
There’s ginseng there, it’ll keep you young
I’m not scared of kimchi
I make no apology, give me meat
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

When the bibimbap overflows with beef
Too much gojjujjang gives no relief
We are brave, we are true
Waiter, we need more sangchu
Give me meat
Look out, more jajangmyeon
(I want some more banchan)
And I’ve ordered one more large pajeon
(And yukgaejang)
I’m not scared to be seen
I make no apologies
Give me meat

When the sharpest knife meets the hottest grill
I’m gonna eat a lot, and I always will
Jal meokkeosseumnida!
Give me meat