I had gastric bypass surgery
Last night, I checked into Saint Luke’s Medical Center for a midnight operation that no one knew about except Cathy. I had gastric bypass surgery.
Inspired by the success of many celebrities who’ve had gastric bypass surgery, including Carnie Wilson and Randy Jackson, I decided to give up on the natural way of losing weight - exercise and diet? Bah! - and get thin the quick, albeit expensive way. So after hours of surgery, I’m now here in the hospital recuperating. There’s WiFi here, so I’m able to blog. My stomach hurts like heck, but it’s a small price to pay to look the way I used to look back in college.
Cathy was there for the operation, and took photos. They’re pretty gruesome, but if you’re interested in seeing what happens during gastric bypass surgery, click Read More to go after the jump.
You clicked!
Yeah, like I’d ever have the money for gastric bypass surgery! D-uh!
Happy April Fool’s Day!
You got me there. April 1st is still 2 days from now over here.
What am I talking about? It an hour from now! Sheesh!
I knew it! I knew it! There was something restrained in your wording, like you couldn’t wait to laugh out loud.
deebeedee: Trying to get me too, eh? LOL
Dicey: I was laughing out loud while I was writing it.
Ay-hay-choo! *hmp* XD
holey commoley what the?!?
get well soon, meesta deen
i fell for the joke without clicking through the jump. whattastoopid.
Haha! Nice one, bro!
I was gonna ask you how much it cost you =P
Belat, all of you! LOL
got me there. but i couldn’t believe it at first. no really.
My initial reaction was “WHAT!? Ganns would do that!?!?”
It’s not something you’d do! So I thought, HA! This might be an April Fool’s joke.
And I was right! Hahaha!
Can’t fool a good friend!
Man. You definitely had me with this one. Sheesh.
you got us good!
i was incredulous when i saw your entry’s title, even more so as i was reading through it. and then i clicked–and was subsequently consumed in peals of laughter. :p