I had gastric bypass surgery

Last night, I checked into Saint Luke’s Medical Center for a midnight operation that no one knew about except Cathy. I had gastric bypass surgery.

Inspired by the success of many celebrities who’ve had gastric bypass surgery, including Carnie Wilson and Randy Jackson, I decided to give up on the natural way of losing weight – exercise and diet? Bah! – and get thin the quick, albeit expensive way. So after hours of surgery, I’m now here in the hospital recuperating. There’s WiFi here, so I’m able to blog. My stomach hurts like heck, but it’s a small price to pay to look the way I used to look back in college.

Cathy was there for the operation, and took photos. They’re pretty gruesome, but if you’re interested in seeing what happens during gastric bypass surgery, click Read More to go after the jump.

You clicked!

Yeah, like I’d ever have the money for gastric bypass surgery! D-uh!

Happy April Fool’s Day! 

  • http://deebeedee.com/blog/ deebeedee

    You got me there. April 1st is still 2 days from now over here.

  • http://deebeedee.com/blog/ deebeedee

    What am I talking about? It an hour from now! Sheesh!

  • http://metromum.wordpress.com Candice

    I knew it! I knew it! There was something restrained in your wording, like you couldn’t wait to laugh out loud. :-P

  • admin

    deebeedee: Trying to get me too, eh? LOL

    Dicey: I was laughing out loud while I was writing it.

  • http://fritzified.com Fritz

    Ay-hay-choo! *hmp* XD

  • http://blog.teknostik.com Jeff

    holey commoley what the?!?

    get well soon, meesta deen

  • http://blog.teknostik.com Jeff

    i fell for the joke without clicking through the jump. whattastoopid.

  • http://ryansalvanera.wordpress.com/ rye

    Haha! Nice one, bro!

    I was gonna ask you how much it cost you =P

  • admin

    Belat, all of you! LOL

  • http://mildondstudios.com mikks

    got me there. but i couldn’t believe it at first. no really. :)

  • http://toni.marikit.net toni

    My initial reaction was “WHAT!? Ganns would do that!?!?”

    It’s not something you’d do! So I thought, HA! This might be an April Fool’s joke.

    And I was right! Hahaha!

    Can’t fool a good friend!

  • http://blog.bakura.org/ Esteban

    Man. You definitely had me with this one. Sheesh.

  • http://abby_mcbeal.livejournal.com Abby

    you got us good!

    i was incredulous when i saw your entry’s title, even more so as i was reading through it. and then i clicked–and was subsequently consumed in peals of laughter. :p