Stop, thief!
Over the course of the past few days, someone has been taking from my roll of paper towels, so I popped this passive-aggressive note on the roll.
I think it would’ve made a bigger impact or difference if there had been more than two sheets left.
It’s not that I don’t mind sharing. It’s just that this paper towel roll was pretty pricey. It was imported and all that. What’s wrong with asking for permission in this day and age, anyway?
Whoever had been taking my towels better fess up. Grrrr.
It couldn’t have been me, Ganns. I’ve been out of dwh for 3 weeks! And the last (and only) time I had a sheet or two of your oh-so-pretty and pricey paper was when you yourself gave them to me. LOLOLOL.
One less suspect! Aha! The plot thickens!
Ahahahahahaha! I can’t believe this post. Passive-Aggressive indeed. Hope you’ve found the culprit. If not, turn on your web cam 24×7…
Count the number of people around your office. Write them down. Now, look at the garbage bins located in your office. If you see bits of your paper towel in one of those bins, then you can zero in. Mark that area where your saw the evidence. Make an imaginary perimeter around that area, say about 5-10 square meters. Write down the names of people within this perimeter. Next, note people who likes to loiter around your area. List them down as possible suspects. Next, note the time where you were not around. Note the people during those times you were not around. List the names down. You can also check the kitchen, and the toilets. If you find the evidence in the gent’s toilet, then it must be a male suspect. If not, the ladies. If you find the evidence in the kitchen, then the suspect hits around lunch time or snack time. If this is the case, note the last guy/gal who went in the kitchen. Note the people in your office close to you, a friend or a colleague. They are familiar enough with your things in order for them to take it without any inhibitions.
There you go. I’m sure you’ll be able to find the culprit. Happy hunting!