My birthday gift is a virus
I welcome my 30th birthday with a Trojan.peacomm virus wreaking havoc on my computer at home. To all people who spend their time and resources creating viruses, worms, and other malevolent things that do terrible things to other people’s property and precious time, I hope the day comes when you find Christ and are wracked with guilt over the awful things you’ve done.
God will forgive you. Whether I will, however, is, well, still up for discussion. (Of course, I will. But right now, I can’t help but burn with righteous anger.)
Anyway, it’s a great birthday! Threw a party Saturday, had a party thrown for me Sunday, and I’ve received one of the four gifts I’ve been praying for. Got a baby girl coming up! (Now all I need is that bathroom scale, the 300-CD booklet/holder, and Cathy’s permission to get a fourth tattoo, and I’m all set.)
My birthday prayers are: 1) for wisdom for my wife and me to raise our family well, 2) that everyone around me continues to have good health; and 3) those virus-creating people get a swift legal kick in the butt.
Happy birthday to me.
I can imagine them mac fanboys shouting to high heavens the virtues of owning a mac. Hehehehehe. Belated happy birthday. Hope your virus problems got fixed na.
As for viruses, good thing i use linux on my laptop. Teehee.
I am switching to open source software tonight. Hallelujah!
Nakakainis, I was supposed to greet you on time, pero what do you know…Nakatulog ako! Grrr!!! But it’s never too late, eh?
Happy birthday!
Sorry about the virus, but it could’ve been worse. Pero tignan mo nga naman, instead of worse, better pa. You’re having a baby girl! Naks! I’m sure you’ll get your wishes.
belated happy birtdhay ganns!